Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,267thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,863rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,008th
The Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Nemo me impune lacessit.
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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United Kodiaks

Population24.133 billion

CapitalKodiak Island
LeaderYogi Bear
FaithUrsalism

CurrencyBottle Cap
AnimalChinook Salmon

The Republic of United Kodiaks is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Yogi Bear with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 24.133 billion Kodiak Bears enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kodiak Island. The average income tax rate is 1.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kodiakese economy, worth a remarkable 4,189 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 173,615 Bottle Caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "give and take" of international diplomacy often happens at gunpoint, belief that Yogi Bear is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts", and Kodiak Island has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Kodiaks's national animal is the Chinook Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ursalism.

United Kodiaks is ranked 97,139th in the world and 118th in Texas for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 948.46 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Top
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,267thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,863rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,008thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,223rdTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,729thHighest Economic Output: 3,514thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,090thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,316thLargest Retail Industry: 5,786thMost Influential: 5,835thLargest Populations: 6,056thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,628thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,767thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,795thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,996thMost Devout: 7,290thSmartest Citizens: 7,940thBest Weather: 8,100thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,152ndRudest Citizens: 8,476thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,556thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,041stMost Cultured: 10,074thHighest Average Incomes: 10,939thSafest: 11,013thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,195thMost Developed: 12,970thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 15,688thMost Efficient Economies: 16,401stHighest Food Quality: 16,997thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22,056thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,969thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 26,201st
Top
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionTop
10%
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : United Kodiaks was endorsed by The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co.
  • : United Kodiaks endorsed The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co.
  • : United Kodiaks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in United Kodiaks, Kodiak Island has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra.
  • : Following new legislation in United Kodiaks, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts".
  • : United Kodiaks was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in United Kodiaks, belief that Yogi Bear is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in United Kodiaks, the "give and take" of international diplomacy often happens at gunpoint.
  • : Following new legislation in United Kodiaks, judicial torture is outsourced overseas.
  • : United Kodiaks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.

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