Most Influential: 257thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,031stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,424th
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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United Kodiaks

Population19.765 billion

CapitalKodiak Island
LeaderYogi Bear

CurrencyBottle Cap
AnimalChinook Salmon

The Republic of United Kodiaks is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Yogi Bear with a fair hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 19.765 billion Kodiak Bears enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kodiak Island. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kodiakese economy, worth a remarkable 3,606 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 182,486 Bottle Caps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in United Kodiaks, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, and gossip magazines have pictures of Yogi Bear sunbathing on the beach with political rivals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Kodiaks's national animal is the Chinook Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ursalism.

United Kodiaks is ranked 104,186th in the world and 196th in Capitalist Paradise for Fattest Citizens, with 9.9 Obesity Rate.

Most Influential: 257thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,031stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,424thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,757thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,072ndTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,585thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,802ndHighest Economic Output: 3,158thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,073rdLargest Retail Industry: 4,639thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,590thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,729thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,956thMost Devout: 6,200thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,213thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,269thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,497thLargest Populations: 6,595thRudest Citizens: 7,306thSmartest Citizens: 7,894thHighest Average Incomes: 8,025thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,355thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,960thBest Weather: 9,433rdHighest Poor Incomes: 9,993rdTop
Most Cultured: 10,549thMost Efficient Economies: 12,678thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,148thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,593rdSafest: 15,336thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,326thMost Developed: 16,708thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,694thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,081st
Most Influential: 3rd in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Devout: 21st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24th in the regionBest Weather: 25th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 25th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 27th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 28th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Populations: 29th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 30th in the region

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