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Darth Kermit's Deck
Darth Kermit has 129 cards. Value...
EPIC CARDS
Benevolent Dictatorship
“Nullas Anxietus”
26.442 billion Bilge Rats. Public floggings, compulsory military service, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Left-Leaning College State
“Onward to the new dawn”
WA
13.171 billion Lichians. Museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Socialism will never die but simply rest in a glass box”
34.446 billion Preserved Leninians. National health service, compulsory vegetarianism, and enforced nudity.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Socialism will never die but simply rest in a glass box”
34.446 billion Preserved Leninians. National health service, compulsory vegetarianism, and enforced nudity.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Socialism will never die but simply rest in a glass box”
34.446 billion Preserved Leninians. National health service, compulsory vegetarianism, and enforced nudity.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Not Unlike Gondor”
23.898 billion Crew Members. Enslaved workforce, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Right-wing Utopia
“I don't worry about survival;Survival is for old people”
33.599 billion Sole Amoreans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Arrr!”
33.928 billion Captains. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“God. People. Freedom.”
WA
12.639 billion Woodwardians. Ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Come and Get It!!”
12.655 billion Texas BBQ Home Delivery Serviceans. Ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Honey Badger Don't Care”
WA
12.018 billion Aholzians. Complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Magachi - a safe place in an unsafe world!”
15.142 billion Magachians. Deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“I’m now actually Artman’s Husband!”
WA
10.126 billion Donatellans. Sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
RARE CARDS
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Make it so!”
WA
22.966 billion Trekies. Smutty television, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Be sure to drink your Ovaltine®!”
32.28 billion Richard Iians. Anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
WA
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Flesh and Iron”
15.131 billion Prometheans. Deadly medical pandemics, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“What would you do for a Klondike® bar?”
31.993 billion Richard IIians. Keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“What would you do for a Klondike® bar?”
31.993 billion Richard IIians. Keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“What would you do for a Klondike® bar?”
31.993 billion Richard IIians. Keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“You're disgusting.”
30.527 billion Trumpians. Prohibition of alcohol, compulsory military service, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“You're disgusting.”
30.527 billion Trumpians. Prohibition of alcohol, compulsory military service, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“You're disgusting.”
30.527 billion Trumpians. Prohibition of alcohol, compulsory military service, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“You're disgusting.”
30.527 billion Trumpians. Prohibition of alcohol, compulsory military service, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“A True Patriot Defends His Country From His Government”
34.543 billion TimDauwalterians. Anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“A policeman`s lot is not a happy one.”
25.606 billion Pennsans. Museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“May We Be Happy and Our Enemies Know It!”
27.312 billion Warrior Souls. Museums and concert halls, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“No, really ... it was named after a rock...”
34.391 billion Round Rockians. Museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Santa, We've Been Mostly Good”
26.79 billion Cute and Cuddly Bears. Smutty television, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE