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3.71 United States of Woodward's trades...
United States of Woodward's Deck
United States of Woodward has 100 cards. Value...
LEGENDARY CARDS
Anarchy
“I dream of writing, then I write my dreams”
Editor
WA
9.25b3,839t
SEASON TWO
EPIC CARDS
Left-wing Utopia
“Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. [TPC]”
36.8b5,555t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Women rule and men serve”
16.0b8,251t
SEASON TWO
Capitalist Paradise
“Everything and Everyone has a price! Especially you!”
13.4b6,187t
SEASON TWO
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Democratic Socialists
“Solo Uno”
18.151 billion Francadenians. Museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Socialism will never die but simply rest in a glass box”
34.446 billion Preserved Leninians. National health service, compulsory vegetarianism, and enforced nudity.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Justecigo Corgre Rofabei Y Fadijorimu”
30.065 billion Slaabovians. Zero percent divorce rate, avant-garde cinema, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Arrr!”
33.928 billion Captains. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Prrrrrrrr - Send Bacon!”
WA
34.502 billion Furry Felinesians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“He who can destroy a thing, controls a thing. ”
WA
18.5b5,526t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“God. People. Freedom.”
WA
12.639 billion Woodwardians. Ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Honey Badger Don't Care”
WA
12.018 billion Aholzians. Complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Empire”
6.527 billion Wahisians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Pax ab Incendia et Aquis”
1.86 billion Maxemians. Keen interest in outer space, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
New York Times Democracy
“Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death”
WA
2.153 billion Northern Mount Celestians. Keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and avant-garde cinema.
SEASON ONE
RARE CARDS
Father Knows Best State
“I like that about you”
13.4b2,302t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“Who watches the Watchmen?”
WA
34.618 billion Rorschachians. State-planned economy, public floggings, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“The Day Will Come”
4.096 billion losers. Complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Norse mythology”
10.777 billion Norse mythologyians. State-planned economy, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
12.025 billion Convictopians. Burgeoning ^-^ population.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“This machine kills fascists.”
11.5b338t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Glory to the Emperor and Empire”
11.1b565t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“Tautos jėga vienybėje”
10.9b2,087t
SEASON TWO
Authoritarian Democracy
“Quack quack!”
6.97 billion Quackerpingus. Ubiquitous missile silos, prohibition of alcohol, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“With Stability and Freedom for all!”
5.65 billion Chamberpeople. Compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
6.075 billion SE-1ians. Burgeoning Death's-head Hawkmoth population.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Welcome to the Land of Orcs and Goblins”
7.17b203t
SEASON TWO
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Forged in Fire”
67.0m932b
SEASON TWO
UNCOMMON CARDS
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Together we thrive”
13.371 billion Caflesian. Sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Iron Fist Consumerists
“It is not truth that matters, but victory.”
6.716 billion Sandkregans. Sprawling nuclear power plants, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation