Largest Retail Industry: 125thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 295thMost Corrupt Governments: 628th
The Worst army of
Iron Fist Consumerists
1 + 1 = 1
Dictator Eric
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Worst army of

Population10.67 billion

CapitalVillage of Noobs
LeaderDictator Eric
FaithPastafarianism

Currencydollar
Animalfox

The Worst army of The Worst army of is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dictator Eric with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, conspicuous electricity pylons, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.67 billion Worst armen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Noobs. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Worst arman economy, worth a remarkable 3,091 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 289,744 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The Village Of Noobs Film Festival recently voted 'Worst arman Getting Hit By Football' as best film, pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Worst army of's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

The Worst army of is ranked 281,140th in the world and 5,174th in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -11.66 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 125thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 295thMost Corrupt Governments: 628thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 667thMost Influential: 771stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 896thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,144thLargest Black Market: 1,208thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,551stRudest Citizens: 2,390thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,420thLargest Mining Sector: 2,530thMost Secular: 2,619thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,374thMost Efficient Economies: 4,431stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,529thMost Primitive: 4,717thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,773rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,368thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,423rdLargest Governments: 5,706thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,326thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,418thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,949thHighest Economic Output: 7,114thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,368thMost Patriotic: 10,307thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,350thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,554thLowest Crime Rates: 13,655thBest Weather: 14,243rdTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,159thMost Stationary: 15,225thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,866thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24,313th
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Largest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Black Market: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 28th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 34th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 51st in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 55th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 61st in the regionRudest Citizens: 63rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 63rd in the regionMost Secular: 68th in the regionMost Primitive: 87th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 94th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 118th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 123rd in the regionLargest Governments: 130th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 131st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 137th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 144th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 151st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 165th in the regionMost Patriotic: 203rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 261st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 268th in the regionMost Stationary: 272nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 287th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 296th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 379th in the regionLargest Populations: 412th in the regionBest Weather: 414th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 494th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 545th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, the Village Of Noobs Film Festival recently voted 'Worst arman Getting Hit By Football' as best film.
  • : The Worst army of voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games.
  • : The Worst army of was endorsed by The Theocracy of Soradev.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.

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