The Queendom of Haya-Nagatoro is a very large, safe nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 161 million Haya-Nagatoroans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Haya-Nagatoroan economy, worth 12.8 trillion pengins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 79,625 pengins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

International television adverts praise the nation as a worker's paradise, the education system has gotten a recent boost in spending, builders across Haya-Nagatoro are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haya-Nagatoro's national animal is the Senpai.

Haya-Nagatoro is ranked 110,917^th in the world and 2,612^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 78.59 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.