The Mountainous Flat Country of 7 Trees is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Michelle Butcher with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.477 billion 7 Treesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tree City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.7%.

The frighteningly efficient 7 Treesian economy, worth 201 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 136,637 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, and calling tech support mid-shootout is a common occurrence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 7 Trees's national animal is the Black Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

7 Trees is ranked 55,009^th in the world and 1,346^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 101.46 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.