The Empire of Meglomania is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Simon The Magnificent with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.984 billion Meglomanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meglomania City. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Meglomanian economy, worth 142 trillion Vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 71,867 Vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness', Amnesty Interregional has condemned Meglomania for ignoring crimes against humanity, and the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meglomania's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Judaism.

Meglomania is ranked 85,970^th in the world and 2,097^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 88.35 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.