The Principality of Cunny Cute and Funny is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 264 million Cunnians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Cunny Cute and Funnyian economy, worth 11.6 trillion Cunnian rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 43,754 Cunnian rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition, fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall, posters remind people that 'Hoarding Mushrooms Is Theft', and schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cunny Cute and Funny's national animal is the Illyasviel von Einzbern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cunny Cute and Funny is ranked 161,689^th in the world and 2,936^th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 877.52 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.