Population | 1.042 billion |
Capital | The Zoo's Monkey Exhibit |
Leader | Monocle Man |
Currency | cheese |
Animal | exotic cheese toucan |
The Holy Cheesedom of Swiss Cheese Wheel is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Monocle Man with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.042 billion tricycles are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Zoo's Monkey Exhibit. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.4%.
The powerhouse tricycleian economy, worth 125 trillion cheeses a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,048 cheeses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 458,056 per year while the poor average 21,766, a ratio of 21.0 to 1.
Homosexuality is a crime punishable by death, the nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in the South Pacific, citizens try to ignore gruesome pictures of decaying teeth printed on their soda cans, and weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Swiss Cheese Wheel's national animal is the exotic cheese toucan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Swiss Cheese Wheel is ranked 274,364th in the world and 5,008th in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -9.9 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Swiss Cheese Wheel was endorsed by The 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑 of Money Money and More Money.
- : Swiss Cheese Wheel was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Swiss Cheese Wheel was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, Highest Crime Rates, and Most Influential and the Top 5% for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Swiss Cheese Wheel was endorsed by The Commonwealth of New Amerikan Republic.
- : Swiss Cheese Wheel was endorsed by The Empire of Fotshar.
- : Swiss Cheese Wheel was endorsed by The Empire of Meglomania.
- : Swiss Cheese Wheel was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Gwandalis.
- : Swiss Cheese Wheel was endorsed by The United States of Poguelands.
- : Swiss Cheese Wheel lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Swiss Cheese Wheel lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
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