The Democratic Commonwealth of Ecclestia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President André Leversha with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 28.777 billion Ecclestians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bermstad. The average income tax rate is 4.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ecclestian economy, worth a remarkable 7,370 trillion Francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 256,120 Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, dictators have dubbed Ecclestia the land of lunatics, every day is laundry day, and public spending advocates dread when the government says they're here to help. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ecclestia's national animal is the Wallaby, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Ecclestia is ranked 3,706^th in the world and 2^nd in Union of Christian Nations for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 7,114.25 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.