The Holy Kingdom of Autius is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by David Perratos with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.39 billion Autiusians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eretria. The average income tax rate is 22.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Autiusian economy, worth 520 trillion Dólars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,614 Dólars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, and radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Autius's national animal is the Autiusian Mountain Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Autius is ranked 101,753^rd in the world and 14^th in Union of Christian Nations for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,783.17 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.