The Holy Kingdom of Autius is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by David Perratos with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.053 billion Autiusians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eretria. The average income tax rate is 25.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Autiusian economy, worth 625 trillion Dólars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,280 Dólars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Air Autius is rumored to receive more government funding than the Autiusian Air Force, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, and worship days have replaced sick days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Autius's national animal is the Autiusian Mountain Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Autius is ranked 35,617^th in the world and 11^th in Union of Christian Nations for Most Conservative, scoring 78.83 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.