The Kingdom of Geriant is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.159 billion Geriantians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Defense, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The strong Geriantian economy, worth 73.4 trillion Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is 63,348 Pounds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 336,753 per year while the poor average 6,287, a ratio of 53.6 to 1.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Geriant's national animal is the Pigeon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Geriant is ranked 48,608^th in the world and 5^th in Union of Christian Nations for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,862 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.