The Kingdom of Geriant is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.704 billion Geriantians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Administration, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The very strong Geriantian economy, worth 117 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 68,807 Pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 308,115 per year while the poor average 9,516, a ratio of 32.4 to 1.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Geriant's national animal is the Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Geriant is ranked 272,696^th in the world and 57^th in Union of Christian Nations for Smartest Citizens, with 18.51 quips per hour.