The Empire of Lionteeth is a mid-sized, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 67 million Lionteethians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 23.2%.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Lionteethian economy, worth 2.58 trillion lions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,482 lions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun", the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lionteeth's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lionteeth is ranked 204,902^nd in the world and 169^th in Aesica for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,681.34 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.