Most Primitive: 518thMost Devout: 739thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,841st
The Kaisertum of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Do not forbid what you cannot prevent
Kaiser Franz Tarquen-Golicia
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Austrin

Population6.02 billion

CapitalVarria
LeaderKaiser Franz Tarquen-Golicia
FaithGolic

CurrencyDenar
AnimalVulture

The Kaisertum of Austrin is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kaiser Franz Tarquen-Golicia with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.02 billion Austrians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varria. The average income tax rate is 71.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Austrinian economy, worth 849 trillion Denars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,039 Denars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive, colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Vulture', many former slaves are finding out there is such a thing as a free lunch, and Kaiser Franz Tarquen-Golicia's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Austrin's national animal is the Vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Golic.

Austrin is ranked 28,118th in the world and 32nd in Union of Christian Nations for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,231.91 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most Primitive: 518thMost Devout: 739thTop
5%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,841stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,661stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,678thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,221stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,260thLargest Black Market: 5,627thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,672ndMost Cultured: 6,411thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,468thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,263rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,636thMost Authoritarian: 7,692ndLargest Mining Sector: 8,994thLowest Crime Rates: 11,343rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,723rdTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,985thMost Conservative: 14,166thHealthiest Citizens: 15,046thHighest Average Incomes: 16,419thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,471stLongest Average Lifespans: 16,564thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,993rdLargest Publishing Industry: 19,827thLargest Governments: 19,915thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,325thHighest Economic Output: 21,688thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,125th
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Austrin, Kaiser Franz Tarquen-Golicia's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will.
  • : Following new legislation in Austrin, many former slaves are finding out there is such a thing as a free lunch.
  • : Austrin lodged a message on the Union of Christian Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : Austrin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Austrin, colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Vulture'.
  • : Following new legislation in Austrin, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive.
  • : Following new legislation in Austrin, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
  • : Austrin was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Austrin lodged a message on the Union of Christian Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : Austrin lodged a message on the Union of Christian Nations Regional Message Board.

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