The Glorious Utopious of Calebs Haven is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by House Velak with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 33.005 billion Calebians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New America. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Calebian economy, worth a remarkable 5,263 trillion Mannas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 159,489 Mannas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Homes without staircases are considered a step up in luxury, students eagerly await homework from their gaming class, government contracted tax collectors often 'accidentally' over-charge citizens and skim the surplus, and rogue nations are placing suspiciously large bulk orders for student laptops. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calebs Haven's national animal is the Eagle Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Calebs Haven is ranked 191,181^st in the world and 54^th in Union of Christian Nations for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -1.4 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.