The Glorious Utopious of Calebs Haven is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lord Kalel with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 33.436 billion Calebians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tarshish. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Calebian economy, worth a remarkable 5,429 trillion Mannas a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 162,381 Mannas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, the nation's space program is doxxing the planet, newspaper headlines proclaim something happened somewhere at a time, and the alien invasion siren sounds eerily like a UFO. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calebs Haven's national animal is the Eagle Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Calebs Haven is ranked 198,254^th in the world and 46^th in Union of Christian Nations for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 30.13 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.