The Federation of Draznia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Helmdeer with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 8.78 billion Drazni are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grestin. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Drazni economy, worth a remarkable 2,542 trillion silverpieces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 289,607 silverpieces, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out", the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend, and military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Draznia's national animal is the stag, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Draznia is ranked 2,494^th in the world and 23^rd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Lowest Crime Rates, with 136.66 law-abiding acts per hour.