Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,363rdMost Armed: 2,666thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,280th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Peace through power
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Salcanceacy

Population11.713 billion

CapitalKaapstad
LeaderKing Oliver Formby
FaithCalvinism

CurrencyKoin
AnimalWhite Martial Eagle

The Kingdom of Salcanceacy is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King Oliver Formby with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.713 billion Salcanceacians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaapstad. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Salcanceacyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,032 trillion Koins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 258,929 Koins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

There have been reports of people marrying housepets, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, every school is receiving a brand new eraser, and census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in Salcanceacy after the ban on emigration was lifted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salcanceacy's national animal is the White Martial Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Calvinism.

Salcanceacy is ranked 53,173rd in the world and 47th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Stationary, with 831.373426254 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,363rdMost Armed: 2,666thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,280thMost Influential: 3,624thLargest Black Market: 3,857thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,055thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,386thHighest Average Incomes: 4,797thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,219thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,280thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,366thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,500thMost Developed: 5,831stLargest Governments: 5,915thMost Efficient Economies: 6,086thSmartest Citizens: 6,251stMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,752ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,982ndHighest Economic Output: 7,133rdMost Corrupt Governments: 7,948thLowest Crime Rates: 8,308thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,375thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,434thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,809thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,848thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,009thRudest Citizens: 9,125thLargest Retail Industry: 10,159thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,756thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,929thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,993rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,566thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,052ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,009thMost Secular: 14,310thMost Patriotic: 14,331stMost Cultured: 14,335thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 21,574thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,915thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,582nd
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Largest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 26th in the region

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