Population | 11.713 billion |
Capital | Kaapstad |
Leader | King Oliver Formby |
Faith | Calvinism |
Currency | Koin |
Animal | White Martial Eagle |
The Kingdom of Salcanceacy is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King Oliver Formby with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.713 billion Salcanceacians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaapstad. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Salcanceacyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,032 trillion Koins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 258,929 Koins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
There have been reports of people marrying housepets, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, every school is receiving a brand new eraser, and census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in Salcanceacy after the ban on emigration was lifted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salcanceacy's national animal is the White Martial Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Calvinism.
Salcanceacy is ranked 53,173rd in the world and 47th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Stationary, with 831.373426254 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Salcanceacy was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of The Yeetusa.
- : Salcanceacy lodged a message on the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators Regional Message Board.
- : Salcanceacy lodged a message on the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators Regional Message Board.
- : Salcanceacy was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Bourgeoiss.
- : Salcanceacy lodged a message on the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators Regional Message Board.
- : Salcanceacy voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Hellish Dominion of Abysmal Torment".
- : Salcanceacy voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Against Racial Discrimination".
- : Salcanceacy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Salcanceacy was endorsed by The United Federation of Merconia.
- : Salcanceacy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 13 » Hunem, Draznia, Corpala, Grand Principality of Sissania, Mercanta, ShrewLlamaLand, Silver Imperial Utopia, Greater Isperia, Jocospor, Thorstonia, Merconia, Bourgeoiss, and The Yeetusa.