The Rijk of Victorious Friesland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Anton Mussert with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, otherworldly petting zoo, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.796 billion Frisians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groningen. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Victorious Frieslandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,356 trillion Live Rounds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 340,443 Live Rounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, major boxing matches are held in government buildings, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the Victorious Frieslandian language. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Victorious Friesland's national animal is the Autonomous Murderbot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is National Socialism.

Victorious Friesland is ranked 254,193^rd in the world and 190^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -6.47 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.