The National Distributist State of Catholic Republic of Navarre is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Miguel de Unamuno with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.076 billion Navarrese love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pamplona. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Catholic Republic of Navarrean economy, worth 544 trillion Pesitas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 133,551 Pesitas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Catholic Republic of Navarre's national animal is the Corgi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Catholic Republic of Navarre is ranked 271,370^th in the world and 1,023^rd in The Communist Bloc for Most Primitive, scoring -249.76 on the Scary Big Number Scale.