Population | 6.907 billion |
Capital | Saydt |
Leader | Hermann Schlott |
Currency | guider |
Animal | bee |
The Most Serene Republic of Battadia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hermann Schlott with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.907 billion Battadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saydt. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Battadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,601 trillion guiders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 231,936 guiders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Battadia's national animal is the bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Battadia is ranked 443rd in the world and 1st in The Kodiak Republic for Lowest Crime Rates, with 205.81 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Battadia, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten.
- : Following new legislation in Battadia, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
- : Battadia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration Against Slavery and its Violence".
- : Battadia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
- : Following new legislation in Battadia, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts.
- : Following new legislation in Battadia, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
- : Following new legislation in Battadia, police officers find government bureaucracy more terrifying than most serial killers.
- : Following new legislation in Battadia, twins are held culpable for the actions of their siblings.
- : Following new legislation in Battadia, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
- : Following new legislation in Battadia, Bee is one of the most popular forenames in Battadia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 60 » Rykkland, Yarumab-Corriopankt, Minuss, SorcererKingdom, Piehu, Kallanistan People s Republic, New Asden, Danslandia, Republic of Azvrenia, Wopruthien, Homul, The First Peoples Conglomerate, Isle of Nuru, Cromreland, OmniGooch, EReichnya, Cortlandia, Woxi, Gator country, Socialist Hayastan, Suwainerahetsland, The Greater Antilles, Taliin, Las Cortes de Iberia, Yorklyn, Eria Flutholland, Kruitezia, Nalatia States, Northern Cagas, Aargh, Arlandova, The Crescenia, Arcasis, Gibraltir, Orbitus, Evraziy, Tania12345, Mamounia, Southwest Zumarik, Rapaldegia Bagazis, Washington-Columbia, South Cahadonia, Clockwork Lands, Alvakheda, Nadlo, Federal Republic of Vietnam, United Statesly, Kyushu no Yama, Jogranda, The Class Dynasty, and 10 others.New New Zum, Isuljavi, Stanigrand, Hevetica, The West Indies Union, Novoskasia, Outer Plachyberinoann, Aethelward, Pontecagnano, and Isdormenye.