The Third Republic of Las Cortes de Iberia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Largo Caballero with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.957 billion Iberians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cadiz. The average income tax rate is 40.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Las Cortes de Iberian economy, worth 287 trillion Pesetas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 146,988 Pesetas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", and counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Las Cortes de Iberia's national animal is the Retinto, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarism.

Las Cortes de Iberia is ranked 63,852^nd in the world and 128^th in The Kodiak Republic for Most Beautiful Environments, with 631.58 pounds of wildlife per square mile.