The Socialist Federated Republic of EReichnya is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Krause-Kristian Adolfield with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.823 billion Reichnyans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Erikrade-Osseinaya. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Reichnyan economy, worth 518 trillion Reichnyan Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 135,669 Reichnyan Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The media seems excessively interested in what Krause-Kristian Adolfield is wearing this season, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, the state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime, and Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community. Crime is totally unknown. EReichnya's national animal is the Osseinayan Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Voluntary Atheism.

EReichnya is ranked 272,233^rd in the world and 343^rd in The Kodiak Republic for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -10.15 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.