The People's Republic of Woxi is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Wulfstan Corna with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate population of 3.212 billion Woxians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Montelox. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Woxian economy, worth 328 trillion Crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,126 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Woxi to be bombproof. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woxi's national animal is the Kinkajou, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wicca.

Woxi is ranked 26,788^th in the world and 60^th in The Kodiak Republic for Most Beautiful Environments, with 879.93 pounds of wildlife per square mile.