The Wellemagdeveren of South Cahadonia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Ange Bynensdotte with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.741 billion Cahadonian hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wölhenstatt. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cahadonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,137 trillion Vermünts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 240,027 Vermünts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Large sections of South Cahadonia have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', feeling like a winner comes at a price, and shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices. Crime is totally unknown. South Cahadonia's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is -.

South Cahadonia is ranked 18,776^th in the world and 36^th in The Kodiak Republic for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,068.27 pounds of wildlife per square mile.