The Democratic Republic of Republic of Azvrenia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Josenuu Kyltäskajvat with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.323 billion Azvrenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anpänti. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Azvrenian economy, worth 709 trillion Kzrens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,014 Kzrens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of Azvrenia's national animal is the Arctic Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Republic of Azvrenia is ranked 154,740^th in the world and 184^th in The Kodiak Republic for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 358 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.