The Mr Tambourine Man of New Eestiball is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ann O'Nymous with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.164 billion Estonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tallinn. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Estonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,665 trillion propans a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 232,470 propans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ann O'Nymous's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, and the New Eestiball Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Eestiball's national animal is the bobcat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yahlism.

New Eestiball is ranked 292,369^th in the world and 1,457^th in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -23.7 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.