The Tsardom of Drussia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ivan IV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.036 billion Drussians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vroscow. The average income tax rate is 23.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Drussian economy, worth 88.3 trillion Drusian Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,198 Drusian Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Witches' brews set off Geiger counters, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts, and the government is lending a hand to private industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drussia's national animal is the bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox.

Drussia is ranked 134,684^th in the world and 1,025^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 66.23 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.