The Sublime Democratic State of Greater Switzstria is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Lucas Güdel with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate, devout population of 2.56 billion Swisses are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Switzstria City or New Zürich. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Switzstrian economy, worth 220 trillion Swiss Francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,305 Swiss Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and calling dibs is an unalienable right. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Switzstria's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is All Religions Accepted.

Greater Switzstria is ranked 14,201^st in the world and 252^nd in Europe for Safest, scoring 117.09 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.