The Free Land of Levoniyuh is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by king levinski with an even hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 870 million Levonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of new Levoni. The average income tax rate is 59.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Levoniyuhian economy, worth 30.9 trillion Scandinavian dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 35,465 Scandinavian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

King levinski is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The New Levoni Times is sold out, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Levoniyuh's national animal is the snowy owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Levoniyuh is ranked 49,689^th in the world and 587^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 102.86 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.