King God Satan (Governor): 
The Morning Star of All the Angels Sing
WA Delegate: None.
Last WA Update:
Embassies: Hell, Republicans, Underworld, Philosophy 115, and The Iceberg Lounge.
Tags: Featured, Medium, Religious, and Snarky.
Heaven contains 12 nations, the 1,488th most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Largest Insurance Industry in Heaven
The World Census posed as door-to-door salespeople in order to establish which nations have the most extensive Insurance industries.
As a region, Heaven is ranked 18,048th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Lipend but shes in Heaven | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “I may have bribed st. Peter...” | |
| 2. |  The Demonic Cult of Saint Stalker | Benevolent Dictatorship | “At the center of it all, Your eyes” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Empire of God | Moralistic Democracy | “All are equal before God.” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Empire of Camael | Capitalizt | “Divine Justice Be Done.” | |
| 5. | The Morning Star of All the Angels Sing | Iron Fist Consumerists | “All the angels sing because you're gonna die!” | |
| 6. |  The Theocracy of Yahweh | Psychotic Dictatorship | “𐤉𐤄𐤅𐤄” | |
| 7. |  The Angel of Castiel- | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Angels are warriors of God. I´m a soldier.” | |
| 8. |  The Apollonian Knight of The Golden Bow | Left-Leaning College State | “The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.” | |
| 9. |  The Theocracy of The Nun | Father Knows Best State | “Sister cAn you spAre A dime” | |
| 10. |  The Queendom of Manila-Central | Corrupt Dictatorship | “I confuse what I confuse; I am The Luckiest!!!!” |
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Regional Happenings
- : The Republic of Lipend but shes in Heaven arrived from Balder.
- :
The Silly goobers of Superdee departed this region for Christians.
- : The Silly goobers of Superdee arrived from Hell.
- : Ghyptiaa ceased to exist.
- :
The Secretariat of The Embassy 3 of the region The Embassy 3 proposed constructing embassies.
- :
The E6 Series Shinkansen of The Featured Map Express departed this region for Moonveil.
- : The E6 Series Shinkansen of The Featured Map Express arrived from Concord.
- : The most isolated part of the amazon ceased to exist.
- : Ghyptiaa arrived from Osiris.
- : The watcher on the walls ceased to exist.
Heaven Regional Message Board
Loading...*hacks (You) with a flaming sword*
*Reanimates back to life*
Ahhh...cute, so you volunteer?
*teleports behind you*
Oh you want a second try? It's futile
Guess I have wings now...
As a train pulls into the Heaven train station, an announcement is made on the train station's PA system.
"Attention Heaven Station passengers. Now arriving on Track 1, is The Featured Map Express to [Insert next Featured Region with the next Featured Map of the Day.] Please stand back from the yellow line and please watch the gap while boarding the train."
When entering the station, the train sounds its modified horn, which sounds like someone is saying: "Congratulations on having the Featured Map of the Day Heaven!"
Also while entering the station, FMP Train Conductor Nikolai, with a bright smile on his face, sticks his head out of the train's locomotive window, waves, and yells: "Congratulations on having the Featured Map of the Day Heaven!"
The train stops at the platform for 2 minutes, and opens its doors, picking up/dropping off passengers.
The train then closes it's doors and departs, heading to the next Region that has the next Featured Map of the Day.
Heh, okay. Enjoy your stay.
Dear God,
I outlived the Internal Revenue Service.
Are you proud of me?
Amen
God says 😶🌫️
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