Largest Gambling Industry: 1stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th
The Mad King of Hell of
Father Knows Best State
I am the daringest devil you've ever met, love.
The Mad King of Hell
Influence
Eminence Grise
WA Delegate / Lucifer
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Stalker

Population19.166 billion

CapitalHell
LeaderThe Mad King of Hell
FaithDiscordianism

CurrencySoul
AnimalWhite Rabbit

The Mad King of Hell of The Stalker is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Mad King of Hell with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.166 billion Damned Souls are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Damned to Hell economy, worth an astonishing 14,230 trillion Souls a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is a breathtaking 742,486 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, and kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Stalker's national animal is the White Rabbit, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Discordianism.

The Stalker is ranked 247th in the world and 2nd in Hell for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 50,692.46 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 1stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8thMost Devout: 10thMost Primitive: 16thMost Subsidized Industry: 32ndLargest Black Market: 37thMost Armed: 37thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 39thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 42ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 44thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 48thHighest Crime Rates: 62ndHighest Average Incomes: 62ndMost Corrupt Governments: 63rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 65thFattest Citizens: 66thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 68thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 72ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 72ndHighest Poor Incomes: 73rdMost Efficient Economies: 97thMost Beautiful Environments: 101stMost Valuable International Artwork: 139thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 146thLargest Agricultural Sector: 168thHighest Economic Output: 202ndLargest Insurance Industry: 203rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 203rdLargest Retail Industry: 247thLargest Governments: 305thRudest Citizens: 343rdBest Weather: 394thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,293rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,552ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,897thMost Influential: 2,164thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,275thTop
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Largest Populations: 8,152ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,735thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 22,512th
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Stalker voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Communist Bloc".
  • : The Stalker voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Roavin".
  • : The Stalker voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Embassy"".
  • : The Stalker voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Gay Panic defense Ban".
  • : The Stalker approved the World Assembly proposal "Commend Roavin".
  • : The Stalker voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
  • : The Stalker approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Liberate The Embassy"".
  • : The Stalker voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Northern Borland"".
  • : The Stalker approved the World Assembly proposal "Condemn Lily".
  • : The Stalker voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The Embassy".

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