The Queendom of Manila-Central is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Lady Anonymous with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.476 billion Europans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vash the Stampede City. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Europan economy, worth a remarkable 5,117 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 603,756 euros, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving", Europans are unrivalled in obstacle courses, and fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back. Crime is totally unknown. Manila-Central's national animal is the hen, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Paganism.

Manila-Central is ranked 38,601^st in the world and 1^st in Heaven for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 6,247.19 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.