The Holy Empire of God is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by YHWH with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, prohibition of alcohol, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, devout population of 9.167 billion one and only God are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eden. The average income tax rate is 57.2%.

The frighteningly efficient God economy, worth 992 trillion Blessings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 108,238 Blessings, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, and seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. God's national animal is the Angel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The one and only me.

God is ranked 78,619^th in the world and 3^rd in Heaven for Rudest Citizens, with 64.01 insults per minute.