Largest Black Market: 2,295thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,493rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,576th
The Eldritch Abomination of
Father Knows Best State
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Faceless Conquistador
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Population13.854 billion

LeaderFaceless Conquistador
FaithThe Great Dreamer

AnimalHell Dog

The Eldritch Abomination of Premedite is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Faceless Conquistador with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 13.854 billion Acolytes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient R'lyehan economy, worth a remarkable 2,471 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 178,410 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

R'lyehan novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Faceless Conquistador, men stare at wall-pictures of Faceless Conquistador's face when they visit public urinals, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, and most foreigners can't name the leader of Premedite. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Premedite's national animal is the Hell Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Great Dreamer.

Premedite is ranked 6,301st in the world and 6th in Hell for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 34,391.77 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Largest Black Market: 2,295thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,493rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,576thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,759thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,150thLowest Crime Rates: 4,445thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,970thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,537thHighest Economic Output: 5,759thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,987thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,301stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,013thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,369thHighest Average Incomes: 8,665thMost Developed: 8,914thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,979thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,760thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,348thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,110thTop
Largest Governments: 11,243rdSmartest Citizens: 11,913thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,183rdLongest Average Lifespans: 12,915thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,353rdMost Cultured: 14,072ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,334thLargest Mining Sector: 16,407thLargest Populations: 16,627thMost Influential: 18,186thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,570thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,836thMost Efficient Economies: 20,584thMost Secular: 21,701st
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the region

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