The Holy Empire of Drokea is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lilith with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.782 billion Drokeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khaaling. The average income tax rate is 93.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Drokean economy, worth a remarkable 1,047 trillion souls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 376,543 souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Children often kick piranhas for amusement, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, and the statue in the Fawlty Plaza has a solar panel for a hat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drokea's national animal is the piranha, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Holy Flame.

Drokea is ranked 9,695^th in the world and 18^th in Hell for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,835.49 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.