The Holy Empire of Depravitopia is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 521 million Depravitopis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vi'Dellun Square. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.4%.

The powerhouse Depravitopian economy, worth 44.3 trillion Tërrrūrs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,012 Tërrrūrs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 486,096 per year while the poor average 7,190, a ratio of 67.6 to 1.

Produce markets have tanked in pursuit of the perfect potato, you can't ask the government "you and whose army?" when they declare they're going to rob you, swings are banned for being a danger to children, and couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Depravitopia's national animal is the Vi'dellun Goat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Depravitopia is ranked 293,770^th in the world and 156^th in Hell for Highest Food Quality, scoring 6.46 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.