The Eternal Empire of Zeania is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eternal Emperor with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 10.954 billion Zeanise have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlante. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Zeanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,820 trillion Tjaras a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 166,180 Tjaras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

NationStates staff are easily recognizable by their gold-plated mansions, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers, and the child of a rich parent flip-flops between decadence and poverty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zeania's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Taoism.

Zeania is ranked 159,593^rd in the world and 167^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 792.66 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.