The 🅱️👉🫠😐🤷♂️✔️👈😋🅱️💥🪑 of Zalann is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Me when I first saw my classification with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.366 billion Zalannians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akirb. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zalannian economy, worth 717 trillion Mini Mints a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 164,318 Mini Mints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, and enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zalann's national animal is the Mini Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Amperism.

Zalann is ranked 9,831^st in the world and 21^st in Wintreath for Highest Poor Incomes, with 127,167.75 Standard Monetary Units.