The 🅱️👉🫠😐🤷♂️✔️👈😋🅱️💥🪑 of Zalann is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Me when I first saw my classification with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.905 billion Zalannians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akirb. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zalannian economy, worth 622 trillion Mini Mints a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 159,450 Mini Mints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Group hugs break out during floor votes, the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, and the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zalann's national animal is the Mini Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Amperism.

Zalann is ranked 272,701^st in the world and 202^nd in Wintreath for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -6.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.