The High Queendom of Chromagne is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by High Queen Lunaria Weiss with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.677 billion Chromagneans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drottningens Slott. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Chromagnean economy, worth 551 trillion Drottningenmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 149,881 Drottningenmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, builders across Chromagne are blocked up with orders for new public loos, if someone says there's plenty of living space in Chromagne they're lyin', and vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction. Crime is totally unknown. Chromagne's national animal is the Red Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of the Goddess Queens.

Chromagne is ranked 3,127^th in the world and 9^th in Wintreath for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 97.76 on the Kitten Softness Rating.