The 𝕾קคςє-𝕿เ๓є 𝕵ย๓קєг of Bhadno is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Ellenþégn with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.434 billion Bhadnoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sprickahem. The average income tax rate is 74.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Bhadnoan economy, worth 757 trillion Doubloons a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,381 Doubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Nature finds a way despite the government's best efforts, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence, and rogue nations are placing suspiciously large bulk orders for student laptops. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bhadno's national animal is the Robo-beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Soggism.

Bhadno is ranked 31,759^th in the world and 43^rd in Wintreath for Highest Average Incomes, with 139,381.98 Standard Monetary Units.