The 𝔐𝔞𝔫𝔶 𝔎𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔡𝔬𝔪𝔰 of Kaladarka is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pope Clemens II with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.808 billion Kaladarkans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Environment, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nybodø. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kaladarkan economy, worth a remarkable 1,744 trillion Kroner a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,415 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, war criminals are given full state funerals, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high, and business leaders are mailing Pope Clemens II forged birth certificates in a bid to win their rivals as serfs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaladarka's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kawaiistianity.

Kaladarka is ranked 321,668^th in the world and 211^th in Wintreath for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -12.53 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.