The Armed Imperial Body of Auko is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Ichiko with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.603 billion Aukoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurora. The average income tax rate is 24.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Aukoan economy, worth 240 trillion New Yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 92,228 New Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship, more and more people are signing up for the government party, and hot dogs have been renamed lukewarm pigs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auko's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Spiritual Atheism.

Auko is ranked 51,340^th in the world and 37^th in Wintreath for Rudest Citizens, with 81.88 insults per minute.