The Union of Valerion is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Overlord Valerius with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.162 billion Valerionites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valerion. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Valerionic economy, worth an astonishing 11,293 trillion Denariis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 415,776 Denariis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's space program is doxxing the planet, up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valerion's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Valerion is ranked 164^th in the world and 4^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Governments, scoring 100.38 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.