The Imperial Union of USSCFR is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Queen V with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.277 billion Socilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rubella Moskavi. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Socilian economy, worth 639 trillion Revunts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 195,158 Revunts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, rare ecosystems are being ground into profit at a record pace, aides are afraid to ask if Queen V wants a cup of tea or coffee, and ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. USSCFR's national animal is the Serial designation N, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roboticism.

USSCFR is ranked 323,543^rd in the world and 381^st in The Communist Bloc for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 19.83 on the Bus Surprisal Index.