Most Valuable International Artwork: 4thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 331stMost Secular: 441st
The Watchers Crown of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Myth is the Minotaur
Vauron
Influence
Vassal
Guardian & Minister of Foreign Affairs
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Varanius

Population10.105 billion

CapitalZygotia
LeaderVauron
FaithEgo-Varaism

CurrencyJarlic Jewel
Animalthing

The Watchers Crown of Varanius is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Vauron with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, smutty television, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 10.105 billion Entities are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zygotia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Entitian economy, worth a remarkable 2,509 trillion Jarlic Jewels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 248,356 Jarlic Jewels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, engineers preemptively order lawyers after every power cut, and Vauron is in a committed monogamous relationship with a huge number of people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varanius's national animal is the thing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ego-Varaism.

Varanius is ranked 1,245th in the world and 25th in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 24,087.35 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 331stMost Secular: 441stMost Pacifist: 598thMost Compassionate Citizens: 660thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 682ndNicest Citizens: 727thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 727thMost Inclusive: 798thLowest Crime Rates: 801stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 815thMost Developed: 876thMost Influential: 892ndLargest Welfare Programs: 921stLongest Average Lifespans: 932ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 961stHighest Food Quality: 1,027thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,088thHealthiest Citizens: 1,104thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,138thLargest Governments: 1,156thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,163rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,245thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,398thSmartest Citizens: 1,416thSafest: 1,445thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,670thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,750thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,762ndBest Weather: 1,772ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,779thMost Cultured: 1,824thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,522ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,582ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,747thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,889thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 5,561stMost Authoritarian: 6,154thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,970thHighest Economic Output: 9,376thMost Income Equality: 11,717thTop
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Most Conservative: 20,749th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionSafest: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 25th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the regionBest Weather: 26th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Cultured: 28th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 32nd in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 38th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 39th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 41st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 72nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 81st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 133rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 134th in the regionMost Income Equality: 183rd in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 194th in the regionLargest Populations: 288th in the regionMost Conservative: 356th in the region

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