The Smokin Green Land of DiscGolfLand is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tournament Director with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.164 billion DiscGolfLandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Course. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient DiscGolfLandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,774 trillion Discs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 394,708 Discs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals in DiscGolfLand are too busy serving the needs of the West Pacific to see DiscGolfLandians, the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases, intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them, and bike rage is all the rage. Crime is totally unknown. DiscGolfLand's national animal is the Raptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Disc Golf in Nature.

DiscGolfLand is ranked 177^th in the world and 4^th in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 39,091.72 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.