The Federal Dominion of Aldesport is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prime Overseer with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cynical population of 20.424 billion Aldesporters are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gran Rayol. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Aldesportian economy, worth a remarkable 4,084 trillion Sworths a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,970 Sworths, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Typing Prime Overseer's name into a search engine always gives zero matches, the atmosphere in Aldesportian boardrooms is turning more gay, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, and rumor has it that Prime Overseer has won three lotteries in a row. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aldesport's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aldesport is ranked 278,817^th in the world and 3,518^th in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -11.88 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.