The Unitary State of Condonohia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Comrade Bronzan with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.297 billion Condonohians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bronzangrad. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The powerhouse Condonohian economy, worth a remarkable 1,571 trillion Condons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 118,155 Condons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Condonohian selfishness, and citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Condonohia's national animal is the Prole, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bronzanity.

Condonohia is ranked 277,908^th in the world and 3,502^nd in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -11.61 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.