The Impractical Matriarchy of Eyluvmenia is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 741 million Luvs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of All-Knowing Sight Organ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Luv economy, worth 104 trillion Bouncy Balls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,360 Bouncy Balls, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 526,366 per year while the poor average 26,646, a ratio of 19.8 to 1.

The statue in the Snyder Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, corporate 'hostile takeovers' now involve ICBMs and main battle tanks, a performance of the hit musical "Mamma Tua" has been delayed after squatters were found sleeping in the orchestra pit, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the Luv language. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eyluvmenia's national animal is the Goblin, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Eyluvmenia is ranked 180,182^nd in the world and 2,323^rd in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 31.6 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.