The Grand Commonwealth of Stormwallis is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by First Speaker Domena Tomakarov with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.432 billion Stormwallisians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abakon. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stormwallisian economy, worth 939 trillion stormlions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 146,097 stormlions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, a little love goes a long way claim Stormwallisian news, structures are raised on promises, and reflex hammers and sickle cell research are uniform comrades. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stormwallis's national animal is the narwhal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Stormwallis is ranked 6,099^th in the world and 118^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 7,513.78 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.